The Everlasting Phelps
08/08/2002
 

Some Courtroom Haiku

The muse struck me in the middle of the trial, so I filled my notes up with them. A couple were personal enough that they made me uncomfortable, so I'm not putting them here. Ha!

coffee is not life I need the energy to live this is not living (Composed outside a courtroom drinking what is possibly the worst cup of coffee that I have been grateful to have in months) the forced air lulls sleep questions drone while the building gives quiet justice fidget shift wiggle my body envies the fight of mental combat woolen armour of warriors at law shrouding the worst of the best juror thrust into the quibbles of petty men honor in duty rational bastion emotion educated married to reason history lines walls the portraits shrink as time goes so do the judges I am popular everyone knows my name no one knows me like a pro athlete my skills envied but not me I am a trophy jury charge conference we disagree on what is the disagreement cold tile and cool air soft leather squeeky tilt chair at home in the court gotta make water do not think about going relief is relief

06/08/2002
 

A Funny from NEALZ NUZE

Neal Boortz is a great talk host, and his Nuze may be used for his own notes, but it is a damned good blog. I reccomend that you hit his link and listen to his show too, but this is the funny:
One of my listeners had an interesting visit from a campaign worker for Congressional Candidate David Scott. The campaign worker came to his door and talked to his wife. The Scott campaigner said " we don't need the white guy in there." The wife wanted to know if the campaigner was talking about Scott’s opponent, or her husband. She’s black -- her husband is white. Wouldn’t you just have loved to have been a fly on that wall?

05/08/2002
 

Deadly demand from Hamas -- The Washington Times

Interesting article comparing Hamas with White Supremacists and exposing the idiocy of placating Hamas.
 

Yahoo! News - Fla. Judge Strikes Down Voucher Law

Am I the only one who understands what "shall make no law" means? Apparantly, the US Supreme Court is on the right track, but FL seems to need a cranial/rectal inversion. Freedom of religeon is a fundamental right. If the state wants to take dirty federal money, then they play by the federal rules.

I would like to take a good long look a the state that refuses the money and makes its own rules, but that is an entire rant by itself.

04/08/2002
 

This guy really IS in deep shit.



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